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("Bittersweet Symphony" plays)
Voice guy: Popcorn maker, $45. Knife sharpener, $24. Having a chip
land in the center slot... (insert $20,000 payoff from Plinko here)
... priceless! Net Price is Right -- priceless fun on VBS.
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Doug: And we're back. We'd be in remiss if we didn't reveal where the other eight outlaws were. Let's reveal them, please.
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Doug: And there ya have 'em. Joe, in two victories, you've won...
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Doug: ...CY$16,500. (audience applause) And you ran into two of those pesky outlaws. At CY$2500 each, we add CY$5000 to the outlaw's jackpot -- making it worth, when we return from our recess,...
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Doug: ...CY$62,500 (audience cheers) Joe, you'll defend your championship on the next program. And as you know it's going to be awhile before we get to that next program. We're on hiatus for the next few weeks and I'll be getting married during the hiatus.
If you do win the next main game outright or make a natural royal flush sometime during that game, you'll be our fourth contender in the Quarter Million Playoff. We'll then head on down to Gulfport, Mississippi to award CY$250,000 to the tournament winner.
Now, the odds of this happening are pretty slim. But, if you can win your next game, make a natural royal flush *AND* win the outlaw's jackpot, you should take top seed honors from John Menjes. But, you'll have to be really good and really lucky for all that to happen.
In any event, Joe, we'll see you on the next program.
Doug: Friends, as we sign off and head into some time off, I want to take a moment to thank everyone associated with Net Poker -- from our great writers Will Morris, Dana Epstein and even our dealer, D.J. Hamilton -- to everyone who's played Net Poker. Also, thanks to everyone for watching whether you've tuned in for the first time -- or you've been with us since we started Net Poker back in July of 2003. And a very special hello to those who've expressed kind words about Net Poker -- especially those at the LoogsLair.com message board.
Until we see you again, make it a great few weeks, keep the faith and we'll play more Net Poker soon. God bless.
TGoJS: All of this evening's players receive a copy of Net Poker: The Home Game. Make winning hands, battle against the outlaws and hit big jackpots. Net Poker: The Home Game -- now available at http://basicgames.folff.com -- from Eastland Entertainment and Trax Productions. And some of our departing contestants will receive...
Dentyne gum. The chewing gum with the great flavor that lasts and lasts. Brush your breath, brush it clean, brush your breath with Dentyne.
Gift certificates for Kentucky Fried Chicken and fresh buttermilk biscuits. You've got a right to chicken done right. At Kentucky Fried Chicken, we do chicken right.
Drink in the refreshing taste of Lipton ice tea mix with quality teas, natural lemon flavor and sugar. Just drink it in.
Bedsack -- a new idea in bed coverings Provides luxury upholestry for your old matresses or box springs and protection for new. Furnished by Bedsack.
Maximum strength Cortizone 5 gets under your itch for fast relief or your money back, guaranteed. See package for details, use as directed.
And a member of our studio audience will receive Charmglowette -- the completely portable gas grill that goes anywhere. Instant flame without starter fluids or charcoal. Charmglow Products -- Antioch, Illinois.
