Doug: We're back on Net Poker. Robert and Jay are about to compete in 5-Card Poker.
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Doug: Now, since you both played Joker Poker on the last show, I'll spare you the explanation of how this works since this round's similar to Joker Poker.
We had a tie for second place at the end of the last round. Player to the left was offered the cut. Jay, you cut the deck of 24 cards -- Ace through 9 of each suit with no Jokers.
Remember, we have 80 points available in this round. So when one of you scores more than 40, you're off to Joker Poker to play against Joe. Deej, what are the first two cards from the deck our champ cut?
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D.J.: We're starting with the Ace of Spades and the Jack of Hearts.
Doug: And before you can start your hand with one of those cards, we play a 10-point question for control of those cards. And this question's a little long -- so play carefully.
"Do not use as a ladder"...
\ appeared on a warning label for a 12-inch-high CD storage rack
\ was the winning entry in Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch's 2004 Wacky Warning Label Contest
\ all of the above
\ none of the above
Doug: Robert.
Robert: All of the above?
Doug: Not right. Jay, chance to steal.
Jay: It appeared on a warning label for a 12-inch-high CD storage rack.
Doug: That's the right choice.
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Doug: BTW, 2004's winning entry was found on a bottle of drain cleaner. The label read, "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product."
D.J.: But, Doug, if the user's illiterate, doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose?
Doug: Yeah, that's what I say. Anyway, Jay, you get to pick a card.
Jay: I'll take the Ace, please.
Doug: Figured as much...
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Doug: ...Robert gets the Jack by default and we get two more cards.
D.J.: And up for grabs...
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D.J.: ...the King of Clubs and the 9 of Hearts.
Doug: And the next 10-pointer and -- geez, Louise -- what is it with the long questions? Anyway, folks, play carefully...
If you made a list of former Chicago police officers who've since become entertainers, you must include...
\ Dennis Farina
\ Eddie Money
\ all of the above
\ none of the above
Doug: Robert.
Robert: I sure hope it's all of the above!
Doug: Sorry, not right. Jay, chance to steal.
Jay: Dennis Farina.
Doug: He's the one.
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Doug: Eddie Money was one of NYPD's finest. Jay, which card.
Jay: I'll take the King, please.
Doug: Your wish is D.J.'s command...
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Doug: ...and the cards are in place. Time for two more cards.
D.J.: "Wish is D.J.'s command"? I feel I should be wearing my genie outfit.
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(men hoot and holler over that idea)
D.J.: Anyway, Jack of Spades and the 10 of Spades.
Doug: Not dignifying that with any remark. Next questions about roundball...
Del Harris once served as head coach of...
\ the Los Angeles Lakers
\ China's Olympic basketball team
\ all of the above
\ none of the above
Doug: Robert.
Robert: All of the above, I hope.
Doug: Robert ... for ten ... it's GOOD!
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Doug: Now you get control of the card. Pick one.
Robert: I'll take that Jack, please.
Doug: And that gives you a pair of Jacks.
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Doug: Either way, Jay would've been 3/5 of the way toward a straight. Next cards are coming.
D.J.: And now we'll play for...
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D.J.: ...the Queen of Clubs and the Ace of Hearts.
Doug: And here's the next question for 10...
In German, a left-handed person is called...
\ "clumsy"
\ "linkisch"
\ all of the above
\ none of the above
Doug: Robert.
Robert: All of the above.
Doug: Correct for the tie.
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Doug: You could also apply "clumsy" and "linkisch" to Fred Scott after just two beers. (audience laughs) Robert, which card?
Robert: The Ace
Doug: Didn't think you'd want to give Jay two Aces...
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Doug: ...but as we go into the blind card question, Jay is a Jack shy of a straight, Robert has two Jacks. Let's bring on the fifth pair of cards face down...
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Doug: ...and this question's worth 15 points -- but control is what you're really after. Here we go...
The sitcom Married... With Children was...
\ one of the first hit shows for the Fox television network
\ originally titled Not The Huxtables
\ all of the above
\ none of the above
Doug: Jay.
Jay: All of the above.
Doug: Not right. Robert, chance to steal points and the important control of the cards.
Robert: One of Fox's hit shows?
Doug: We'll take that.
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Doug: If I'm not mistaken, it was the first show to air on Fox. Married... With Children was originally title Not The Cosbys. OK, Robert, chance for a comeback. Pick a card.
Robert: Right one.
Doug: Right one it is...
5-CARD POKER CONTINUES
