(D.J. appears on the big screen -- having traded her "Donald Trump outfit" for a black dress similar to Jess') (hoots and hollers from the men in the crowd)
D.J.: Hi, Jay, let me tell you about the job you won. VBS Home Video has asked me to host a how-to DVD for women instructing them to play Texas Hold 'Em. Jess will join me -- as well as VBS 63's Kim Myers, Haley Fox and Jennifer Gentry here in the other studio. All we need is a dealer and you're it! In fact, Robert and Jay, we'll let you deal in shifts like the TV tournaments.
Doug: Well, how ya like that. Thanks, Deej.
D.J.: Oh, and Doug, we need you to run camera. Jorge called in sick.
("live shot" in the other studio fades to the Joker Poker setup)
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Doug: He's not sick, he's playing possum. (light laughter from the crowd) Well, Jay, before you get to hang out with the station's spokeswomen, let's give you a chance at winning cyber-cash and the Jamaican vacation. Pick two letters in the word "POKER". If you find CY$5000 and CY$2000, we'll throw in three-grand more for a CY$10,000 payoff.
Jay: The O, and the K, please.
Doug: OK. Let's check what's behind both letters?
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Doug: CY$5500 in total. Is the trip above the 5000 or 500 space?
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Doug: Rats! Got close though.
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Doug: Well, the Jamaican vacation will be available on the next show. So, Robert, you could win the vacation then. Meantime, Jay's playing for CY$50,000 after this.
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TGoJS: Promotional consideration for Net Poker provided by Snickers...
...not going anywhere for awhile? Have a Snickers. We'll be back with Deuces Wild Poker after this.
====================================================================== (VBS promo begins with soft piano music playing in the background) D.J. (wearing a light blue evening gown and holding a dozen roses): Let me tell you about the new man in my life. He handsome. He's funny. He's sweet. And really charming. (record scratch sfx) D.J.: Oh, yeah, and he has this thing for Amy Jo Johnson! WHY?!?!? (D.J. throws down the roses and leaves as "Roll The Bones" by Rush plays) Voice guy: The game show man, Joe Van Ginkel, is the new host of Net ShowDown. Only on VBS where the winners are! ======================================================================
ADVANCE TO DEUCES WILD POKER
