Doug: Ah, so nice to be back in the studio again. Welcome back as we're about to conclude the search for D.J.'s Net Poker apprentice. Will it be Robert McBride or Jay Converse?
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D.J.: Gentlemen, for your final task, this will be the exact same task Jay and Brian tackled in the boardroom -- only this time, there are two Jokers in the deck. They're wild and can be used for anything.
Robert, you cut the cards while most of us were in the boardroom. And now, the first two cards are about to be revealed.
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Jess: We start with the Jack of Spades and the 10 of Hearts.
Doug: I have to ask, where did you find that sharp suit, Deej?
D.J.: Part of the divorce settlement from ex-husband #4.
Doug: My fault for asking. Gents, good luck, let's settle this once and for all. Here we go...
Chattanooga, Tennessee was the first city to have a...
\ pinball machine in a restaurant
\ miniature golf course
\ all of the above
\ none of the above
Doug: Robert.
Robert: All of the above?
Doug: Not right. Jay, chance to steal.
Jay: None of the above.
Doug: Also not right. Chattanooga was the first city to have a mini-golf course. No harm, no foul, we just go on to the next question. Same cards up for grabs...
World Poker Tour co-host Vince Van Patten...
\ was a cast member of For Richer, For Poorer
\ is the son of actor Dick Van Patten
\ all of the above
\ none of the above
Doug: Jay.
Jay: He was a cast member of "For Richer, For Poorer."
Doug: Not the right choice. Robert, chance to steal.
Robert: None of the above?
Doug: No, he's the son of Dick Van Patten, who's a great poker player in his own right. He was also on the soap The Young & The Restless and I think that's where he met his wife, Eileen Davidson.
Same song, same verse. New 10-point question. Cards stay up for grabs...
Raye Hollitt was also known as...
\ "Lace" from the American Gladiators
\ the dice girl on the short-lived game show version of Monopoly
\ all of the above
\ none of the above
Doug: Robert.
Robert: Lace on "American Gladiators" ?
Doug: Nope. Jay, chance to steal.
Jay: None of the above.
Doug: There we got it.
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Doug: Raye was "Zap" on the gladiator show. Jay, third question proved to be the charm. Now, we need you to pick a card.
Jay: The Jack, please.
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Doug: The lovely Jess gives you the Jack. Robert, you get the 10 and we get two more cards.
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Jess: The Queen of Clubs and the Ace of Diamonds.
Doug: Big Ace and a face with this next 10-pointer...
The Simpsons includes such characters as...
\ Kent Brockman
\ Krusty The Clown
\ all of the above
\ none of the above
Doug: Robert.
Robert: All of them!
Doug: I'll take that as an "all of the above" -- and you're right.
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Doug: Tie ball game, Robert. Pick a card.
Robert: I'll take the Ace.
Doug: Figured you'd go there...
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Doug: ...third pair of cards are on the way. Jess, what's coming down the turnpike?
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Jess: The King of Diamonds and the 9 of Spades.
Doug: Goodness, we're going to have one of everything. No one's going to have a pair after this question -- but still, 10 important points with this question...
The song entitled "The Loco-Motion" was remade by...
\ Kylie Minogue
\ Grand Funk Railroad
\ all of the above
\ none of the above
Doug: Robert.
Robert: Kylie Monogue
Doug: Sorry not right. Jay, chance to steal.
Jay: All of the above.
Doug: Kylie remade the song in 1988. And fourteen years earlier, the song was remade by -- Grand Funk Railroad. Jay gets the points.
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Doug: And Jay, you also get the choice of card.
Jay: I'll take the King, please.
Doug: King for you...
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Doug: ...Robert gets the 9. And I guarantee one of these players is going to get a pair of something on this next question. Jess?
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Jess: Queen of Hearts and the King of Spades.
Doug: Well, Jay gets a pair either way. But, Robert could tie the score with this question...
Model Melana Scantlin was...
\ part of the cast of Average Joe Hawaii
\ once Matt Vasgersian's co-host on GSN's Celebrity Blackjack
\ all of the above
\ none of the above
Doug: Robert.
Robert: The co-host on Celebrity Blackjack I?
Doug: Not right. Jay, chance to steal
Jay: None of the above.
Doug: You steal the points.
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Doug: Melana was the central figure on the original Average Joe and she was the table-side co-host on GSN's first foray into blackjack tournament coverage -- the 2004 World Series of Blackjack. OK, Jay, which card?
Jay: I'll take the King, please.
Doug: And with that...
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Doug: ...not a real pretty picture for Robert, right now. Robert, you must chime in with the right answer to the 15-point blind card question and then draw an Ace or Joker to have a chance to win.
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Doug: Blind cards are in place. Here comes the 15-pointer...
Abner Doubleday invented the sport of...
\ basketball
\ hockey
\ all of the above
\ none of the above
Doug: Jay for the game.
Jay: Neither, he invented baseball.
Doug: He's all over it and right for the win.
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(winning bells; audience cheers)
Doug: Well, let's just check both blind cards -- because if they're both Jokers, Robert and Jay each win CY$5000. Jess, let's take a look.
Jess: OK... (turns over both blind cards)
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Jess: Just one Joker.
Doug: OK, well no bonus there. Robert, you have CY$500 and there's more good news. Because there was a question that might have affected the outcome of this round and could've given you a winning hand, we'll let you come back on our next episode. (audience applause) So, don't stray too far away. And now... uh... where's Deej?
Jess: I don't know.
Nelson: (over loud speaker) She had to go to the other studio to prepare for Jay's apprenticeship. We just now fired up the external camera and we'll put her on the big screen for video conferencing.
JOKER POKER CONTINUES
