Deuces Wild Poker

Doug: We're back on Net Poker. Jay, you have CY$6000 in your pocket as well as a date with the ladies of VBS 63. Something Fred Scott couldn't say. (audience laughs) Let's dive right in to your Deuces Wild Poker bonus game.

 




(FF reveal sfx)

Doug: We've randomly hidden 10 outlaw cards on this board. There's one outlaw on the top row, two outlaws on the second row, three on the third and four outlaws on the bottom row.

Each time you do not draw an outlaw, you win a Deuce. As the name of the game implies, Deuces are wild and can be used for anything when you're building a poker hand which could be worth up to CY$20,000.

However, if you avoid all 10 outlaws and win four Deuces, you win the outlaw's jackpot currently worth CY$50,000.


(audience cheers)

Doug: So, let's start at the top row. Just one outlaw there. Avoid the outlaw and you win the Deuce of Spades

Jay: I'll take 4.

Doug: The number 4. Let's take a look.

 




(bing) (audience applause)

Doug: Good start. And... uh... well, Jess would put the Deuce up on the board. Where did she go?

Nelson: (over the loud speaker) Same studio where D.J. and the others are for the DVD shoot. I'm sending Louie down to help ya'll out.

(Louie -- wearing blue jeans, a jean jacket and Led Zeppelin t-shirt -- runs to where the model normally stands) (a few laughs from the crowd)

Doug: Hey, Lou. Deuces are right up against the tray of cards.





Doug: (mutters to self) Monty Hall ever run into this sort of model shortage?

(audience laughs)

Doug: Um, anyway, Jay. You have one Deuce and let's see if you can win the Deuce of Hearts. Two outlaws on the second row as you know. No outlaw means another Deuce.

Jay: I'll take 11.

Doug: Eleven. Does he get another Deuce with the eleven?

 




(bing) (audience applause)

Doug: Yessireesir!





Doug: All right Jay. Odds are 50-50 as we come to the third row. Three outlaws there. Don't draw an outlaw and we'll play for 50-large on the bottom row.

Jay: I'll take 14.

Doug: He takes 14. Does he take another Deuce?

 




(bing) (audience cheers)

Doug: Got it!





Doug: Jay, one more Deuce to go after and it's always the toughest to win. Four outlaws on the bottom row. If you don't draw an outlaw card, we'll pay you CY$50,000. Pick a number.

Jay: I'll take 24.

Doug: Number 24...

if

there

is

no

outlaw

lurking

behind

number

twenty-

four,

you

will

collect

an

instant

fifty-

thousand

cyber-

dollars.

What's

behind

twenty-

four?

 




(outlaw says "YEEEEE-hawwww!") (loud groans from the audience)

Doug: Darn it! Wow, you got three out of four. Great day at the plate. But, let's reveal where the other nine outlaws were hiding.

 




(FF reveal sfx)

Doug: There they were. Number 20 or 23 would've given you the 50-grand. OK, Jay, time to go for CY$20,000 and here's how. During the break, we had you cut a deck of 24 cards -- Ace through 9 of everything as always. The first two cards of the deck will come down the chute face down -- that is unless Ari's not left us for D.J.'s Hold 'Em party.

(audience laughs)

Doug: Ah, wonderful. Now, Jay, in a moment, I'm going to have you select the left or right card. And we'll do this again with the next pair of cards from the top of the deck. When your five-card hand is complete, we pay you cyber-cash based on the paytable.

 

ROYAL FLUSH

CY$20,000

FIVE OF A KIND

CY$10,000

STRAIGHT FLUSH

CY$5,000

FOUR OF A KIND

CY$2,000

FULL HOUSE

CY$1,500

FLUSH

CY$1,000

STRAIGHT

CY$750

THREE OF A KIND

CY$500

Doug: And with three wild cards, you can't do worse than four of a kind and CY$2000. But, let's see if you can make a royal flush. Pick a card.

Jay: Being a southpaw, I'll take the left card.

Doug: Left it is. Let's see the left card. No, no, Louie, the other left.

(audience laughs)

Doug: There we go. Got an Ace of Hearts.





Doug: All right. We got through that. Now, if you can draw another Ace, you win CY$10,000. A face card or 10 of Hearts means CY$20,000.

Doug: There's your next pair. Pick a card and good luck.

Jay: I'll take left again, please.

Doug: Left again. Let's see if it leads to a nice payoff.

(audience groans)

Doug: Right color, wrong suit. If it were hearts, you'd have 20-grand. However, we'll pretend those Deuces are Aces giving you CY$2000.





Doug: We'll add that to your previous winnings for a total of CY$8000.





(audience applause)

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