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Doug: But *this* John's playing the Outlaw's Video Slot Challenge. It starts by picking a number. Behind each is a video slot game.
John: Well, 1
Doug: Number 1 it is. We find...
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Doug: ...ah, Fiesta del Siete. Let's set up the game.
 ANY THREE 7s=CY$777 THREE 7s OF THE SAME COLOR=CY$2500 GREEN, WHITE AND RED 7s (IN THAT ORDER)=CY$7777
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Doug: John, most of the CY$1750 you won earlier is at risk -- unless you want to stop here and now. But, if you want to spin and get any three 7's, you'll win at least CY$777.
Spin three of the same color and you'll bank CY$2500. But, if you get a green, white and red 7 in that order, you win CY$7777.
To help you along, there's a Joker in the third reel. If you get the Joker, it can be used for anything.
Now be careful -- because there's also a "bad luck" symbol and an outlaw in that third reel. If you run into "bad luck", you'll be assessed a strike and you'll have to spin again. If you spin an outlaw, it's an automatic three strikes.
Once you get your third strike, the game's over and your total winnings are reduced to CY$50. But, if you can successfully bank at least CY$10,000, your winnings will be augmented to CY$20,000 and you'll also win a nice vacation. The ghost of Jay Stewart fills us in.
TGoJS: A trip to Gulfport, Mississippi. (audience cheers) We'll fly you and a guest round trip coach to Memphis, Tennessee -- then jet you off to Gulfport. There, you'll enjoy a six-night stay at the fabulous Bonus Island Resort and Casino -- where daring determines the fate of the player. You never know when lightning will strike -- at Bonus Island!
(theme fades)
Doug: And that's exactly where we'll hold our Quarter Million Playoff later this season. John, remember, you can stop after any successful spin. You want to take the CY$1750 right now -- or risk most of it and give the video slots a spin?
John: spin it
Doug: Okie doke. Spin 'em.
(John presses buzzer to activate video slot machine)
ANY THREE 7s=CY$777 THREE 7s OF THE SAME COLOR=CY$2500 GREEN, WHITE AND RED 7s (IN THAT ORDER)=CY$7777
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(audience applause...but a few groans)
Doug: Well, ya got three 7's. But if they came the other way around, you'd have CY$7777. Still, that's CY$777 and you have CY$2527 total. Spin again or keep the cyber-cash?
(John presses buzzer to activate video slot machine)
ANY THREE 7s=CY$777 THREE 7s OF THE SAME COLOR=CY$2500 GREEN, WHITE AND RED 7s (IN THAT ORDER)=CY$7777
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Doug: A pair of greens and a red for CY$777 more. And we're almost plugging some ABC stations in Alabama. (light laughter from the crowd) Anyhoo, you have CY$3304. Spin again?
John: one more spin
Doug: Ah, the infamous one more spin. Give it a good gone.
(John presses buzzer to activate video slot machine)
ANY THREE 7s=CY$777 THREE 7s OF THE SAME COLOR=CY$2500 GREEN, WHITE AND RED 7s (IN THAT ORDER)=CY$7777
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Doug: Two greens and a red this time. You have four-grand and change. You may change your mind and spin again -- or take the cyber-money.
(John presses buzzer to activate video slot machine)
John: (as it spins) NO OUTLAW, NO OUTLAW!
ANY THREE 7s=CY$777 THREE 7s OF THE SAME COLOR=CY$2500 GREEN, WHITE AND RED 7s (IN THAT ORDER)=CY$7777
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Doug: Well, indeed, no outlaw. But, no payoff either since you ran into bad luck. That's your first strike and you have to spin again. Now, if you can get green, white and red 7's in that order, you'll have more than enough for the win. Give 'em a spin.
(John presses buzzer to activate video slot machine)
John: (as it spins) NO OUTLAW!! NO OUTLAW!!
ANY THREE 7s=CY$777 THREE 7s OF THE SAME COLOR=CY$2500 GREEN, WHITE AND RED 7s (IN THAT ORDER)=CY$7777
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(outlaw says "YEEEEE-hawwww!") (audience groans)
Doug: Ah, rats. "One more" really should've been "one more". Well, you lose most of your stake. But you still have CY$50 and a consolation prize we'll learn about as we close up shop. We'll have three new players in the next main game of Net Poker. 'Til then, make it a great day and keep the faith.
(smooth jazz theme plays) (audience applause)
TGoJS: All of this evening's players receive a copy of Net Poker: The Home Game. Make winning hands, battle against the outlaws and hit big jackpots. Net Poker: The Home Game -- now available at http://basicgames.folff.com -- from Eastland Entertainment and Trax Productions. And some of our departing contestants will receive...
Dentyne gum. The chewing gum with the great flavor that lasts and lasts. Brush your breath, brush it clean, brush your breath with Dentyne.
Gift certificates for Kentucky Fried Chicken and fresh buttermilk biscuits. You've got a right to chicken done right. At Kentucky Fried Chicken, we do chicken right.
One-hundred forty-four square feet of Flintkote peel-and-stick floor tile. Easy to apply -- because the adhesive is on the back. Flintkote peel-and-stick floor tile IS available in distinctive decorator styles.
Bedsack -- a new idea in bed coverings. Provides luxury upholestry for your old matresses or box springs and protection for new. Furnished by Bedsack.
And as a consolation prize from the Outlaw's Video Slot Challenge, John Montagnino will receive Charmglowette -- the completely portable gas grill that goes anywhere. Instant flame without starter fluids or charcoal. Charmglow Products -- Antioch, Illinois.
