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Doug: We're back on Net Poker. John Menjes has earned his second trip to Deuces Wild Poker. Ray and Deej are here to root him on to a jackpot win.
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Doug: As you know, you'll pick one number from each row -- starting at the top and working your way down to the bottom row. Before we started this endgame, we randomly added 10 outlaw cards -- one at the top row, two at the second, three at the third and four on that bottom row.
Each time you avoid an outlaw, you win a Deuce. The more wild Deuces you have, the better your chances at winning CY$20,000.
Doug: Of course, win four Deuces and you win the new Outlaw's Jackpot of CY$50,000.
John: Let's go for two jackpots in a row.
Doug: Indeed. You've done it before, you can do it again. Pick a number in the top row that doesn't have an Outlaw and we'll start you off with the Deuce of Spades.
John: I'd like the 3.
Doug: Dale Earnhardt, Sr.'s number. Let's see if it's a good one.
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(outlaw says "YEEEEE-hawwww!") (audience groans)
Doug: Ouch. Nothing like taking the suspense out of it already. Well, let's try to make some cyber-money here. Next row with the numbers 7 through 12 has two outlaws. Pick a good number and you win the Deuce of Hearts.
John: The 7
Doug: OK, let's hope that's a lucky number.
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Doug: That's more like it.
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Doug: Jess starts you off on the board with that Deuce. Now, let's put the Deuce of Clubs on that board. Fifty-fifty odds on that third row. Three good numbers among the numbers 13 through 18 and there are three outlaws.
John: The 16
Doug: Sixteen. Let's see if it's sweet.
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(outlaw says "YEEEEE-hawwww!") (audience groans)
Doug: Ouch. OK, John. Let's see if we can win that other red Deuce. Deuce of Diamonds is the toughest to win since there are four outlaws on the bottom row. Pick one of the good numbers between 19 and 24 inclusive.
John: 20
Doug: Tony Stewart's number. Let's see if we can add some punch to the second half of the round.
D.J.: Oh, that was bad. (light laughter from the crowd)
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(outlaw says "YEEEEE-hawwww!") (audience groans)
Doug: Oh man. Only one Deuce to play with in the second half. Let's reveal the locations of the other seven outlaws.
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Doug: Man, even Dale Junior's number hid an outlaw. OK, let's put that behind us and play the second half of Deuces Wild Poker. John, during the break, I hope you gave those cards a really good cut.
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Doug: Those are the first two cards from the top of the deck you cut. In a moment, you'll pick one card and the other will be discarded. We'll do thise again with the next three pairs of cards. When all that's done, your poker hand will be complete.
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Doug: And there you see the payoff schedule. You'll need at least a natural pair coupled with the wild Deuce to win anything at all. Royal flush pays 20-large. Right now, let's pick the left or right card to see if we can get off on the right foot toward 20-thou.
John: The right card, please.
Doug: Right card it is. Jess, show us his first natural card.
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Jess: Ten of Clubs.
Doug: OK, good start. That's one part of a royal flush.
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Doug: The left card you ignored's been discard. Two new cards are coming on down.
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Doug: There they are. Same decision. Left or right?
John: The right card again, please.
Doug: Going for the right again. Let's hope for another Club and it's higher than a 10.
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Jess: Well, we got the "higher than a 10" part right. Ace of Hearts.
Doug: Drat. Well, no CY$20,000.
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Doug: Four of a kind's our best shot. Let's bring in two more cards.
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Doug: And there they are. Left or right?
DEUCES WILD POKER CONTINUES
