All righty, we're set to deal out some more cyber-cash and fantastic virtual prizes on Net Poker.

A few notes...

\ Chris Wolvie's the current champion with CY$12,600 plus a Greek vacation.

\ This is Game 14. So if you played in the main game of our 11th, 12th or 13th episode, please sit on your hands and let someone else play. Not sure when you last played? Check out our archives.

\ Outlaw's jackpot is up to CY$102,500 -- more than enough to get someone into the Quarter Million Playoff. It takes at least 100-grand to get into the tournament of champions.

Now for the qualifying round. The two players closest to the right answer, high or low, get to challenge the champion.

Team RockTrax has enjoyed watching the Starcade DVD ever since it arrived. So, in honor of that, we thought we'd take a page from their endgame for our qualifying question.

In a time period of 30 seconds, how many points did I, Doug Morris, score on Galaxian (from the Namco Museum Vol. 3 compilation on the Sony PlayStation)?

(time passes)

OK, time's up. For those who guessed 5000 or higher, you're too kind. The right answer...

QUALIFYING ANSWER
1290 POINTS

(ding)

...1290. And that wasn't enough to win the RB5X robot. Oh well. Who's the closest?

Joe Van Ginkel 1250

The game show man's back. Then, as now, Joe, no need to worry about a trapdoor giving way. And who else will challenge Chris Wolvie?

John Menjes 1440

John -- a first-timer. To everyone else, thanks for playing. We'll try to get to an audience game here.

As for Chris, Joe and John, they're going to play the percentages, shoot for the stars and go on a treasure hunt in search of a jackpot. (sniff sniff) Do you smell a theme here? Find out next on Net Poker.

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(heartbeat sfx) (some guy in an Emile Autouri costume stands next to a safe holding the cyber-money in the Outlaw's Jackpot)

The ghost of Jay Stewart: Ladies and gentlemen, this bonded security agent has just been hired to keep an eye on our Outlaw's Jackpot -- currently worth CY$102,500.

(fade to three-shot of the players as the heartbeat sfx continue)

 

 

 

CHRIS
JOE
JOHN

TGoJS: Tonight, someone may win any one of our fabulous prizes -- or that grand prize of CY$102,500 on Net Poker.

(various scenes of casinos, poker tables and poker chips fade one after another as a smooth jazz theme plays)

The ghost of Jay Stewart: From Studio 63, welcome to the card game where high hands can bring high rewards. This is Net Poker. (audience cheers) And now here's the star of our show, Doug Morris!

(Doug walks out from behind the video poker screen)

Doug: Thank you, ghost of Jay Stewart. Hellooooooooo everybody and welcome to Net Poker. We've come close a number of times to giving away the Outlaw's Jackpot. Let's see if we can go all the way and see someone win four Deuces in the endgame. Only one of these players will go to Deuces Wild Poker round. Here to introduce our champ and the challengers is D.J. Hamilton.

(audience cheers) (D.J. walks out wearing a pair of blue jeans and an Emile Autouri Fan Club t-shirt)

Doug: OK, I'm trying to figure out the wardrobe for today.

D.J.: Well, tonight's champion will be going on a -- treasure hunt.

(audience laughs)

Doug: Why is it that the crowd laughs at your jokes but groans at mine?

D.J.: I bribed 'em.

(more laughs)

Doug: Figures. Who's here to play?

D.J.: Our challengers tonight are John Menjes and Joe Van Ginkel. And our current champ -- with CY$12,600 and a trip to Greece -- is Chris Wolvie.

 

 

 

CHRIS
JOE
JOHN

(ding) (audience cheers)

Doug: Thanks, Deej. Welcome players. We're starting our first round of Video Poker right now. We've given each of you 10 points. You win more points with the help of five toss-up multple-choice questions. Chime in with the right answer and you win 10 more points.

 


Doug: After the fifth question, you'll each take a turn at the video screen where D.J. is standing to try and accumulate more points.

ADVANCE TO VIDEO POKER