Video Poker

(various scenes of casinos, poker tables and poker chips fade one after another as a smooth jazz theme plays)

Hazen Nester: From Studio 63, welcome to the card game where high hands can bring high rewards. This is Net Poker. (audience cheers) And now here's the star of our show, Doug Morris!

(Doug walks out from behind the video poker screen)

Doug: Thank you, Hazen Nester. Helloooooo, everybody and Happy New Year! Welcome to Net Poker where Lady Luck could lead one of our players toward CY$72,500. Who could it be? Stick around and see. Heh, that was so Nipsey Russell of me. (audience laughs) Let's say hello to our dealer, D.J. Hamilton.

(audience cheers) (D.J. walks out wearing a one piece white swimsuit with an image of the Queen of Diamonds on it)

D.J.: Hi, everyone.

Doug: Well, what's this for? A Christmas present from your boyfriend?

D.J.: Yeah. That and we just got back from Hawaii. Didn't feel like changing clothes!

(light laughter; a few whistles from the guys)

Doug: Huh-kay! Well, seriously, nice outfit. Who came to play today?

D.J.: We welcome to our first game of Net Poker of '04 Joe Kristoff, Chris Wolvie and our returning champion with CY$7000, Alan Timper. Good luck!

 

 

 

ALAN
JOE
CHRIS

(audience applause)

Doug: Thanks, Deej. Hello players. Welcome to our game. As always, we start it with...

 


Doug: ...Video Poker and as always, we start *this* with 10 points for each of you...

 

 

 

ALAN
JOE
CHRIS

(ding)

Doug: ...you'll have to earn points the rest of the way. And that begins with a series of five multple-choice, toss-up questions. Each time you chime in with the right answer, you win 10 points If all three of you miss, no one scores and we just play on from there. After the fifth question, you'll each get a turn at the video screen to earn more points. Right now, hands on buzzers as we're starting with the questions...

In NASCAR, the late Dale Earnhardt, Sr., won seven...
\ Winston Cup championships
\ Daytona 500's
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Joe buzzes in)

Doug: Joe.

Joe: Winston Cup championships.

Doug: Correct.

 

 

 

ALAN
JOE
CHRIS

(audience applause)

Doug: Another great legend, Richard Petty, won seven times at the Daytona 500. Next query for 10 more...

The first drive-in automobile service opened in...
\ the year 1913
\ the city of Philadelphia
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Alan buzzes in)

Doug: Alan.

Alan: in the year 1913

Doug: You've got 10.

 

 

 

ALAN
JOE
CHRIS

(audience applause)

Doug: That place actually opened in Pittsburgh. Chris, let's see if we can make it a three-way tie...

In the game of European Roulette,...
\ there is no "double zero" (00) space on the wheel
\ the number 32 is colored black
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Joe buzzes in)

Doug: Joe.

Joe: No double zero.

Doug: That's it.

 

 

 

ALAN
JOE
CHRIS

(audience applause)

Doug: Our research department notes Roulette's a popular game of chance in Europe. On their wheel is the numbers 1 through 36 plus that dreaded 0. When it came to the States, some casinos wanted more of an edge -- so they threw in a 00. In any event, next query...

In the world of game shows, Bill Anderson was...
\ host of Fandango on TNN
\ co-host of The Better Sex on ABC
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Chris buzzes in)

Doug: And Chris is in there.

Chris: All of the above. My sister and I used to mimic the show when we were kids.

Doug: Did you two also hum the theme song? (light laughter) In any event, you've got 10.

 

 

 

ALAN
JOE
CHRIS

(audience applause)

Doug: OK, one more query and then we go to the video screen.

After Three's Company, John Ritter was a cast member of the ABC sitcom...
\ Three's A Crowd
\ Perfect Strangers
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Chris buzzes in)

Doug: Chris.

Chris: "Three's A Crowd". The sequel/continuation after Jack Tripper found his OWN roommate/girlfriend.

Doug: You're all over it. That's 10 for you.

 

 

 

ALAN
JOE
CHRIS

(audience applause)

VIDEO POKER CONTINUES