Five-Card Poker

Doug: And we're back with more on Net Poker. While Noiel counts his 10-grand, Robert and Tom are about to play...

 

FIVE-CARD

Doug: ...Five-Card Poker. Robert, since you finished in second place, you got to cut the cards during the break. Once again, we're only playing with the Aces, 10s, 9s and face cards of each of the four suits.

D.J. will show us the first two cards of the deck and then I'll give you a 10-point toss up question. Chime in with the correct answer and you win the 10 points plus the right to select one of the two cards to add to your hand. The card you turn down goes to your opponent.

Then, D.J. will show us the next two cards from the deck and play continues until each of you have four cards.

To complete your hands, D.J. will display the next two cards face down and then we play a "blind card" toss up question worth 15 points and the chance to select either the left or the right card. We'll then turn the blind cards face up and the player with the better hand wins 25 more points. High scorer at the end of this round goes on to Joker Poker while the other is eliminated from further play.

So, Deej, show us the first two cards, please.

D.J.: OK, the King of Hearts and the 10 of Diamonds.

Doug: And here's the first question in the round, guys, good luck...

The Democratic Party is...
\ represented by an elephant
\ also known as the Grand Old Party
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

 

 

 

ROBERT
TOM

(Tom buzzes in)

Doug: Tom.

Tom: none of the above

Doug: Right for 10.

 

 

 

ROBERT
TOM

(audience applause)

Doug: The first two answers relate to the Republican party. Tom, which card?

Tom: K Hearts

Doug: I kinda thought so.

 

ROBERT


TOM


Doug: Tom, your cards will be on the bottom half of the board. Robert, you'll play the top half. And Deej has your next cards.

D.J.: The Jack of Diamonds and the 10 of Spades.

Doug: Two middle of the road cards and this question...

Comedic actor Martin Short played the part of...
\ the church lady on "Saturday Night Live"
\ Ed Grimley on "SCTV"
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Robert buzzes in)

Doug: Robert.

Robert: Ed Grimley on SCTV

Doug: Correct. We're tied.

 

 

 

ROBERT
TOM

(audience applause)

Doug: I think later on that character made it over to SNL. In any event, Robert, which card?

Robert: I'm going flushin'-give me that Jack.

Doug: Bathroom's down the hall. Oh, you mean the game. (audience laughs)

 

ROBERT


TOM


Doug: Robert's 2/5 of the way toward the car. Deej, what'cha got?

D.J.: The Queen of Clubs and the 9 of Clubs.

Doug: Well, car's going back to the garage. But, let's see how this turns out...

The state of Arkansas is...
\ located in the central time zone
\ also known as "the magnolia state"
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Tom buzzes in)

Doug: Tom

Tom: Located in the central time zone

Doug: Yes, indeed.

 

 

 

ROBERT
TOM

(audience applause)

Doug: You take the lead and which card?

Tom: Q Clubs

Doug: The lady's yours.

 

ROBERT


TOM


Doug: ...you each have the makings of a straight. Deej, please show us the next two up cards.

D.J.: The Jack of Hearts and the 9 of Diamonds.

Doug: And no Aces so far in this round. Interesting. Well, next question's coming...

"William" is the real first name of...
\ Winston Churchill
\ Smokey Robinson
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Tom buzzes in)

Doug: And there's Tom.

Tom: I love questions I know... Smokey Robinson

Doug: And I bet you love 10 points more.

 

 

 

ROBERT
TOM

(audience applause)

Doug: Which card are we adding to your hand, sir?

Tom: J Hearts

Doug: The knave it is.

ROBERT


TOM


Doug: We're reaching the blind card moment. Robert's got a pair of 9s. Tom's an Ace or 9 away from a straight. And as Deej gets the blind cards ready...

Doug: ...Robert, this question is worth 15 points. You'll need these points to stay in the game. Tom, if you collect the 15 points, you win the round because you'll mathematically eliminate Robert from the game. So important question on the way...

Elvis Presley won at least one Grammy in the category of...
\ rock
\ country
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Robert buzzes in)

Doug: Robert.

Robert: All of the above

Doug: No. Sorry. Tom, chance to win the round automatically if you can tell me.

Tom: none of the above

Doug: You have won the round!

 

 

 

ROBERT
TOM

(winning bells; audience applause)

FIVE-CARD POKER CONTINUES