Video Poker

(Doug walks out from behind the video poker screen)

Doug: Thank you, ghost of Jay Stewart. Hellooooooo, everybody, and welcome to the debut of Net Poker. We've got tons of cyber-cash to give away plus maybe even a new car. To help us out, here's our dealer, D.J. Hamilton.

(audience cheers) (Deej walks out wearing a black one-piece swimsuit, white tuxedo jacket and top hat)

Doug: Well, aren't you decked out, tonight?

D.J.: Oh, Doug, that was bad.

Doug: What do you mean?

D.J.: Decked? Cards? Net Poker? (audience laughs)

Doug: Ah. Sometimes I don't know my own strength. Anyway, who's hear for our maiden voyage?

D.J.: Tonight, we have Noiel Spearman, Tom Krueger and Robert McBride. Welcome, guys.

 

 

 

NOIEL
TOM
ROBERT

(audience cheers) Doug: OK, folks, we'll chat in a moment. But we're about to start our game with a round we call...

 

VIDEO

Doug: Video Poker. First, let's begin the proceedings by giving each of you 10 points.

 

 

 

NOIEL
TOM
ROBERT

(ding)

Doug: Now, here's how we play the first half of the Video Poker round. I have five multiple choice, toss-up questions -- each worth 10 more points. Chime in with the right answer and the points are yours. If all three of you miss, no one gets the points and we move on. After five questions, we'll each let you have possession of the Video Poker screen for bonus points. Right now, let's start the questions with this...

Trading Spaces airs on...
\ TLC
\ HGTV
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

 

 

 

NOIEL
TOM
ROBERT

(Tom buzzes in)

Doug: And that's Tom.

Tom: Geeze... I was just surfing today and saw it... But where? TLC

Doug: And you surfed your way to ten points.

 

 

 

NOIEL
TOM
ROBERT

(audience applause)

Doug: Next question for 10...

Sacajawea is depicted on...
\ the gold U.S. dollar coin
\ the silver U.S. 25-cent piece
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Tom buzzes in)

Doug: Tom again.

Tom: The golden U.S. dollar coin

Doug: Right again.

 

 

 

NOIEL
TOM
ROBERT

(audience applause)

Doug: Noiel and Robert, I see you trying to buzz in. Tom's got a hot hand so far. Let's see if you get 10 on this...

Alcoholics Anonymous was founded...
\ in the year 1935
\ in the city of Akron, Ohio
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Robert buzzes in)

Doug: Robert.

Robert: All of the above

Doug: That's right.

 

 

 

NOIEL
TOM
ROBERT

(audience applause)

Doug: AA started in Akron in '35. That's why "all of the above" is correct. Two more questions in the round. Noiel, let's see if you can get this one...

In 1868, Republican Ulysses S. Grant won the presidential election over...
\ John Anderson
\ Horatio Seymour
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Tom buzzes in)

Doug: And there's Tom.

Tom: I think that was the first one I voted in. (audience laughs) Horatio Seymour.

Doug: Really? You look so young, Tom. You're right.

 

 

 

NOIEL
TOM
ROBERT

(audience applause)

Doug: Tom's on fire. Last question before we go to the big screen...

The Canadian province of Quebec...
\ is home to the NHL's Flyers
\ adopted French as their official language in 1975
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Noiel buzzes in)

Doug: And Noiel breaks through, finally.

Noiel: Adopted French as their official language in 1975.

Doug: Correct.

VIDEO POKER CONTINUES