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Rich: Tonight's VBS flashback movie -- starring Abe Vigoda, Larry 
Wilcox and Erik Estrada -- "Fish and CHiPs" -- (audience laughs) -- 
will not be seen because our old projector malfunctioned.  In its
place, we present the following.

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Rich: From CDM Enterprises, Net Definition. An old Russian competition.







Rich: Solution...







(audience groans)

Rich: ...and our solution to fun with the pun on VBS is Net Definition. Now, here he is -- *Russian* to dance into your hearts -- our host, Doug Morris!

(audience applause)

Doug: Thanks, Rich -- I think. I have two left feet. So I won't be dancing anytime soon. In any event, this is Net Definition, our game of puns and wordplay.

Tonight, we have a rematch. We had an irregularity crop up in gameplay -- so we're letting the affected party come back. Then *another* irregularity cropped up in the bonus round -- so we gave the champ the benefit of the doubt and gave him 17-grand.

Rich, who's back for another game?

 

 

 

STEVE
MICHAEL
 
 

Rich: Returning with one win and CY$19,500, here's Steve Michaels. And back with the CY$250 he won in the last game, Michael Clifford.

(audience applause)

Doug: All right, fellas. Welcome back. First, with a new game, we have to start with a fresh scoreboard.

 

 

 

STEVE
MICHAEL
 
 

Doug: You both played the last show -- so let me briefly explain that the first round is worth CY$250, the next CY$500, third CY$750 and the fourth round, if necessary, is worth CY$1250. First player to reach CY$1500 wins the game.

Michael, you're going to be the challenger in this game -- so you'll get first crack at this definition.

ADVANCE TO CY$250 ROUND