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Rich Jeffries: "Are You Smarter Than Paris Hilton?" (audience laughs) 
will not be seen at this time -- in order that we may bring you this
brilliant programming move by VBS brass.

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(theme plays)



Rich: From CDM Enterprises, Net Definition. An auto race fueled by flower power.







Rich: Solution...







(audience groans)

Rich: ...and our solution to fun with the pun on VBS is Net Definition. And now, taking the green, here's our host, Doug Morris!

(audience cheers)

Doug: Thanks, Rich. Thing is these clothes didn't come from Botany 500. In any event, welcome to the debut of Net Definition -- our game of puns and word play. One of our contestants will successfully negotiate a way through our cryptic clues -- and perhaps take home CY$100,000.

(audience cheers)

Doug: How nice indeed. Rich, tell us which nice folks came to play our little game.

Rich: Joining us for our maiden voyage are Brian Moore and Todd Davis.

 

 

 

BRIAN
TODD
 
 

(audience cheers)

Doug: Thanks, Rich. Welcome, Brian and Todd.

Here's how we play Net Definition. You'll take turns giving letters away and then taking them for yourself.

When your turn starts, you'll pick one letter to give away to your opponent -- a letter you think does not appear in the answer. If it doesn't appear, then you maintain control and then pick a letter for yourself -- one you think *does* appear in the answer.

When at least one appearance of a chosen letter is revealed, either you or your opponent is entitled to one guess as to the definition's answer. A correct answer earns cyber-money.

ADVANCE TO CY$250 ROUND